By Jim Pietsch
The Cab is Yellow, however the Jokes are Blue Did you listen the single in regards to the very first thing a blonde does within the morning? How concerning the worried girl and the French horn participant? Jim Pietsch might force a fresh cab, yet his buyers like to inform him soiled jokes. Now the wildly well known writer of the hot York urban Cab Driver's shaggy dog story booklet (Volumes 1 and a pair of) deals over four hundred of Gotham's naughtiest rib-ticklers in regards to the sizzling and the troubled, the cheaters and the cheated, and all issues that move bump-and-grind within the evening. The ambitions are never-ending: straights and gays, hoochies and husbands, police officers and coeds, gullible hicks and, in fact, urban slickers. So in case you are prepared for a wild trip, buckle up, as the manhattan urban Cab Driver's ebook of soiled Jokes may have you guffawing a blue streak!
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