By Erik Sass, Steve Wiegand
Pop quiz! Who acknowledged what approximately history?
background is . . .
(a) roughly bunk.
(b) a nightmare from which i'm attempting to awaken.
(c) as completely contaminated with lies as a highway whore with syphilis.
fit your answers:
(1) Stephen Daedalus of James Joyce's Ulysses
(2) Henry Ford
(3) Arthur Schopenhauer
It seems that the reply don't need to be bunk, nightmarish, or diseased. within the arms of mental_floss, history's best bits were handpicked and roasted to perfection. choked with little-known tales and outrageous—but accurate—facts, you are going to snicker your self smarter in this joyride via 60,000 years of human civilization.
consider: simply because it truly is precise does not imply it truly is boring!
Now with Breaking News
"If You proposal the Last melancholy used to be nice . . ."
solutions: (a) 2 (b) 1 (c) 3
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How particular? good, extra particular than modern ads for instruction H: “He smote the boys of the town, either small and nice, they usually had emerods of their mystery elements. ” those have been in actual fact no traditional hemorrhoids: a few of the Philistines truly died. and naturally, while it rains, it pours: the Philistine towns have been additionally overrun via mice, which ate the entire nutrients provides and have been typically unsanitary. After seven months of anal/mouse tag-team distress, the Philistines consulted their clergymen, who prompt them to come back the Ark to the Israelites with a “trespass” providing, to express regret for the complete false impression. The supplying was once 5 golden mice and…wait for it…five golden hemorrhoids. The Philistines “laid the ark of the LORD upon the cart, and the coffer with the mice of gold and the photographs in their emerods,” and stated goodbye to the Ark of the Covenant. Their mass hemorrhoids disappeared—but now the Hebrews obtained in hassle. Seeing the oxen pulling the unmanned cart from the Philistines, the easy Jewish farmers of Beth-Shamesh inspiration, “Free lunch! ” and cooked the oxen up, utilizing the cart as firewood. Worse, they checked out the golden hemorrhoids and mice, which concerned starting the Ark of the Covenant, and that's opposed to the principles based on God. So God burnt up the full city, which really makes hemorrhoids sound no longer that undesirable. Pedophilia The Greeks have been a kinky lot through glossy criteria. even though sleek critics element to them as an old civilization that accredited homosexuality, that’s now not rather correct. They didn’t establish “homosexuality” as a life-style pursued through a selected team of individuals referred to as “homosexuals”; relatively, it was once a common phenomenon that almost all upper-class men gone through after which left in the back of at a definite aspect in existence. What’s extra, the Greeks licensed of male-male sexual touch provided that it concerned an adult—typically a guy over the age of eighteen—and a teenager boy. We acknowledged it was once kinky! whereas the traditional Greeks might have chanced on the belief of 2 grown males in a sexual dating peculiar and undignified, man-boy love was once anything to be proud of—in truth, anything to be publicly displayed. The older male suitor might claim his love for a boy brazenly, then courtroom him with presents. as soon as he gained the boy over, he may take him on dates in public areas, equivalent to the agora or the gym, the place they might workout jointly within the nude, slathered in olive oil. In deepest, sexual activity may perhaps variety from kissing, to heavy petting, to “intercrural” (between the boy’s thighs), to the “whole 9 yards,” because it have been. gay relationships among males and boys served vital social capabilities, with the older guy introducing his younger boyfriend to the grownup international of politics and teaching him on his civic tasks. normally, the older guy may ask the boy’s father for permission earlier than starting the connection, and may later be liable for the boy’s schooling. The boy function the older man’s guard bearer in battle—sort of like a modern day golfing caddy.