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By Buddy Stein

For over 50 years, stand-up comedian blood brother Stein has introduced laughter anywhere he has appeared—on tv, in nightclubs, in theaters, in retirement houses, at shop openings, and on golfing classes around the kingdom.

From his "green years" within the Catskills to his hilarious visual appeal at the Merv Griffin convey and the evening he upstaged Jackie Gleason, blood brother persevered following his dream. He desired to make humans chuckle, similar to Rodney Dangerfield, blood brother Hackett, Alan King, and Henny Youngman.

But simply because he had a family members to elevate, blood brother needed to retain a full-time task whereas anticipating his "big break." And while the holiday did arrive, blood brother needed to make the easiest choice attainable for himself and his family members.

Stories from a funny story Thief is greater than a memoir. it's also a set of Buddy’s favourite jokes from his own archives—many of which he utilized in his act. they're hilarious, frequently irreverent, and infrequently downright racy, even if lampooning golfers, air shuttle, the getting older, medical professionals, or marriage. As blood brother places it, "The thoughts and anecdotes are essentially actual. If somebody is angry or insulted by way of a few of the jokes and tales, it’s only intentional!"

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