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This is AN ALL NEW choice of PLAYBOY'S riotous social gathering jokes with nonetheless extra of these now recognized racy gags, raucous limericks, hilarious cartoons and frisky, uninhibited Femllns—all from the pages of America's such a lot refined journal. This actually pleasant compendium of grownup humor is sure to impress chuckles, grins and smiles in urbane circles in every single place. Laugh-loving men and gals will locate nonetheless extra PLAYBOY'S social gathering JOKES each piece as humorous as these first bestsellers (PLAYBOY'S get together JOKES and extra PLAYBOY'S celebration JOKES, each one with over 1000000 copies sold). in reality, it can be even funnier.

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