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By Gary Poole

This can be a source of comedy recordings for radio students. incorporated is a notes and reviews part inclusive of heritage fabric on all of the radio programmes within the publication.

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They're produced from the hair of a dog's tail. they're nice for a lazy guy. you simply stick the comb on your mouth and it wags up and down. -1949- 148 ABBOTI: i do not believe so. examine this. a brand new tablet. therapies all ills. COSTELLO: what's it? ABBOTI: Poison. guy: (Strange guy interrupts dramatically) i have been wide awake for 3 days and 3 nights! No sleep! Ahahaha! What'll I do? What'll I do? COSTELLO: visit mattress. guy: (Relieved) Gee, thank you! COSTELLO: (At soda fountain) Gimme a banana break up with lemon, chocolate, and strawberries. SODA jERK: Shall I placed a cherry on it? COSTELLO: What are you attempting to do? Make me ailing? (Notices beautiful lady at counter) How a few soda, child? woman: No, i need to watch my determine. COSTELLO: good, you have got the soda, and i'm going to watch your determine. How a couple of date? lets park and make photographs. lady: yet it truly is darkish. not anything will strengthen. CoSTELLO: you've gotten by no means been out with me, have you ever? • guy: i used to be off on a visit. I despatched my spouse a telegram telling her whilst i would be domestic. Then, whilst I received domestic, i discovered her within the hands of one other guy. What do you're thinking that? COSTELLO: i don't believe she bought your telegram. • COSTELLO: the day before today I talked to the Boy Scouts. ABBOTI: What approximately? COSTELLO: woman Scouts. • NURSE: (In working room) Oh, health professional, positioned your fingers round me. COSTELLO: Please, you are melting my pocket comb. ABBOTT: surgeon! cease playing around with that nurse. What concerning the sufferer? COSTELLO: enable him get his personal woman. NURSE: i admire you, Sam! i admire you, Sam! Now, you assert it. COSTELLO: i admire you, Sam! this may not paintings! we are either in love with an identical man! Burns d- Allen (George thinks they shou/J move on tv, yet he is apprehensive approximately operating within the new medium. Gracie attempts to console him. ) • GRACIE: examine these puppets on television. Even a dummy can paintings. GEORGE: i am not anxious approximately you. it truly is me! GRACIE: don't be concerned, George. On tv they are saying examine the nature on that face. GEORGE: What? GRACIE: Or is it, examine the face on that personality? -1949- 149 GEORGE: Oh, cease kidding. i have never any longer intercourse allure than ... uh, Clark Gable. as soon as a woman heard me at the radio and fdl in love with me at the radio. GRACIE: would not the sofa be a greater position? • ANNOUNCER: girls Bock round me like moths. GRACIE: good, earlier than I married George, girls did an analogous with him and once we acquired married, he used to be lots moth-eaten. Oh, George is good-looking! and that is not only my opinion. it truly is his, too! • GRACIE: (At the seashore) George, your eco-friendly bathing swimsuit appears like a watermelon. GEORGE: That explains it. i used to be mendacity on my belly and a lifeguard got here alongside, tapped me at the shoulder and stated, "You greater get that out of the solar, or it will be too ripe to consume. " GRACIE: these kind of girls are looking to get you. once they move through, they appear at you and say, "Get him! " (George is by myself at the seashore, while he's approached by way of a beautifol lady. ) • lady: Hdlo, good-looking. GEORGE: Who? Me? lady: i need to take a seat with you. GEORGE: Who? Me? lady: i will be your slave. something you will have. the following, i'm going to mild a cigar. GEORGE: strong. and light-weight one for me, too.

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