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Here is what they're asserting approximately Mr. K's e-book of truly Nasty Jokes: "I could not placed it down" -Benny the Shoplifter, Ferd, New Jersey "Vile . . . completely disgusting . . . shockingly repulsive . . . and that used to be simply the copyright web page" -Miss Henrietta Starch, Librarian, Prairie Oyster, Texas "This booklet made me snort so challenging I dropped my dentures into my soup" -Hiram Crimp, writer of by no means belief a Fart: Surviving outdated Age with Dignity Mr. ok is a pseudonym. He has labored as a pimp in a leper colony in Guatemala, a crash try dummy in Detroit, and a deep sea fisherman in Iowa. From 1989 via 1992 he used to be within the Federal Witness defense software until eventually he was once booted out for marrying a horse. he's the writer of The Looter's consultant to American towns and Dial M for Martyr: Suicide Bombing for newbies. He lives in Oatmeal, Nebraska, together with his spouse, the previous omit Tequila Mockingbird.

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